- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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