- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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