- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Cripples are lame.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

roak

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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