why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

black chicken. kfc

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

An Asian with a big dick.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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