- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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