Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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the redsox

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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women's rights.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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