- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Women's rights.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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