- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

So a seal walks into a club.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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