Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

women's rights

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Knock Knock The doors already open

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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