A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A black man has a job.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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