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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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