You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Julian Ha.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

XD Jackass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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