- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

feminism

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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