- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Women's rights

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

I was watching Fox news.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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