are you saying pam, or pan?

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Amazing

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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