Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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