- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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