- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

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