Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Roses are flowers.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Chlamydia

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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