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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you make the general public confused? ...

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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