- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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