I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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