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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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