- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Connor is homosexuaI

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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