- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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