knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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