Why? Why not?

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

If life gives you lemonade.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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