- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How high is the sky? True or False

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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