- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A paralysed man falls over.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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