- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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