- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

roses are red violets are blue

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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