Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

This is not funny.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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