Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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