If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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