Terraria

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Your mom is so old she died

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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