What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Your mom is so old she died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

breasts

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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