Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

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