What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What do u call a cripple Biv

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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