What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A seal walks into a club.

A drunk guy walks into a car

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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