- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Guess what? AIDS!

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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