- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

anti jokes are really funny

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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