What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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