- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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