- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

I don't get it

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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