if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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