I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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world society

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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