yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what is worse than a guy pissed?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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