The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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LOL

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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