Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What's your guys names?

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Pickles are moist.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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