What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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