- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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