- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

No your aunties a joke

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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