- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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