- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Refridgerator.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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