- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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