A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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