- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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