- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

batman has diarrhea

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??