Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

PIED NINNY!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So a seal walks into a club.

Yanter, Look it up

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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