- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Your gay

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

whats green and lives in the water

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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