- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

I'm so punny.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Good job, son.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

how do you call someone? use a phone

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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