- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Women's rights

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock Knock. Not home.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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