- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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