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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

WILLY

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Indians

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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