Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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sky's sty

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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