- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Morning wood.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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