What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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This is a joke.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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