Whats green? The color green.

the game

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the difference?

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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