- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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