Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Anti Joke

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