- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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