- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar