Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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