- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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