- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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