George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Religion.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Anti Joke

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