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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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