- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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