- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Who is Dank? A: Billal

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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