Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Neither have I

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

knock knock Goodbye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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