- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

what do you call your mom? mom

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

aodhan hearty

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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