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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

feminists.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Take wrong turns

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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