- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

I was watching Fox news.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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