Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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mental kid

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you suck

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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