Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

whats my name? Matt

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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