So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Feminism

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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YOU

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Anti Joke

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