- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

A storm be brewin!

I'm Polish.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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